Another Xanderism

This morning Alexander woke up and Hannah threw a toy and it hit him in the chin.  He started crying and said, "My fortune cookie was right!"  Me: "Your fortune cookie?"  Xander: "Yes, I got a fortune cookie at lunch yesterday."  Me: "What did your fortune cookie say?"  Xander: "Your little sister is going to hit you!" I said there is no way your fortune cookie said that.  He said, "No it didn't say that, but it did say I was going to live a happy life and this is NOT a happy life!"